You Can’t Win!!!

As I mentioned before, I am the mother of an extremely bright toddler. In the past year and a half of her being able to formulate sentences, I have learned that when verbally sparring with her, YOU CAN’T WIN!!!  I mentioned to my sisters that I have many times where I have “I don’t know what to do here” moments.  When I see someone else falling into her “trap”, I try my best to warn them against it, but they continue on at their own peril.

Case in point, my husband… On a Sunday drive out of the city, this is the conversation that takes place:

Munchkin: Daddy, can we drive back home?  I forgot my umbrella.  I need it to cover your car so the birds don’t make stinky on it.

Me: *shaking my head mouthing the words, don’t do it*

Hubster: We don’t need to go back home, your umbrella is on the floor by your car seat, and I can’t help the birds making stinky on the car.

Munchkin: Yes, you can help it Daddy.  You have to WASH your car.  If you wash your car, the birds stinky won’t be on on it.

Hubster: *shakes his head laughing*

Me: I told you don’t do it.

This is just a tiny glimpse into my life with my munchkin.  Her arguments are so simple, yet they make perfect sense, and it’s something totally unexpected.  I love that about her.  I love seeing how her mind works and knowing that she is growing into an unbelievably smart little person.